Monday, October 8, 2007

Well done Jason Lewis....and indeed you have been

Yes, well done Jason Lewis. Marvellous achievement, of that there can be no doubt but I have to ask; what the hell have you been doing for the last 13 and a bit years?

Officially we’re told that you’ve been pedalling, roller blading and cycling around the globe but by my reckoning, you’ve only been averaging 0.39 miles an hour. Okay, if I give you some time off and assume that you were at it for 8 hour’s day like the rest of us, this gets you up to a blistering 1 mile an hour. On a bike? Did you have the dynamo on and not realise? Tell you what, first thing I’d do is take it back where you bought it mate.
You have indeed been well done.

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